This page is just wierd. Amongst its lurid intricacies can be found : evil buttons. Some quotes worth reading if you like them. Fortune Cookie wisdom too. And by the way who the fuck am i? to be telling you to look at any of these things. Its all down to the power of choice. Or is it? *ponders deeply* mail me.

Quotes

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"We sit together, The mountain and I, Until only the mountain remains." - Li Po

"Certainly, You are a fishmonger!" - Hamlet

"Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative" - Anonymous

"Facts only distort the truth" - Lord Calin

"How can I know what I think, until I see what I say." - Lord Madone

"I'm not inconsiderate, I just dont give a shit" - Lord Xanthor

"Reality : an illusion caused by lack of drugs" - Anonymous

"He who has a why to live for, can deal with almost any how" - Nietzsche

"Not all those who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

"While we can ignore reality, we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality" - Ayn Rand

"Yup" - Lady Kastor

"He wants to be free and that scares him." - Marilyn Manson

"Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Mr. Misha

"Most people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their prejudices." - Mr. Misha

"My opinions may change, but not the fact that I am right." - Mr. Misha

"Incorrect opinions, its all a matter of heard it on the grapevine... we want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... you cant handle the truth? Shove it where the sun dont shine. It shines where I come from buddy ;-) ." - Mr. Misha

"Yes, we never see things as they actually are; we see our filtered mental images of things as they actually are." - Dr. Maxwell Maltz

"You cant fight in here, this is the war room!" - Dr Strangelove

"Though there are many paths, At the foot of the mountain, All those who reach the top, See the same moon." - Morihei Ueshiba

"Seeing me before him, the enemy attacks, But by this time I am already standing safely behind him" - Morihei Ueshiba

"Do not fail to learn from the pure voice of an ever-flowing mountain stream splashing over the rocks." - Morihei Ueshiba

"Whoever fights monsters, should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster." - Nietzsche

"If life didn't suck, we'd all fall off." - Satanic Sam0

"The leftovers of society are the meals of shadows." - Satanic Sam0

"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world." - Oscar Wilde re:Absinthe

"Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils." - Homer Simpson

"Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs." - Homer Simpson

"I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove." - Homer Simpson

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!" - Homer Simpson

"Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything." - Homer Simpson

"I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma." - Martin Prince (Simpsons)

"When the last tree has been felled, the last river has been polluted, the last fish has been caught. Only then will people realise that money can not be eaten." - Cree Prophecy

"When a candle finishes burning, it is not the end of fire." - Lukash

"It doesnt matter so much where you come from, as where you are going." - Anonymous

"A friend is one who knows your faults, yet loves you in spite of your virtues." Anonymous

"Change, Auto, Hashish, Saffron, Baba, One Rupee, No Problem" - Anonymous

"Take everything, and something will do something." - Lukash

"Lets find some people who do things, and tell them what to do." - Lukash

"All my life I've been a stone, dreaming of being a rock!" - Lukash

"When each day is the same as the next, its because people forget to see the beauty in each sunrise." - Traveller Wisdom

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

"Even now I'm not really sure which parts of myself are real, and which parts are things I've gotten from books." - Go Ask Alice

"Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars!" - Casey Casam

"Things are not as they appear to be ... nor are they otherwise." - Buddhist Quote

"The journey of life lies not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes." - Traveller Wisdom

"Time is just a figment of perception. All we have is this eternal moment." - Kalgores

"God is not a being, but a state of being." - Chris (Goat the band)

"Nullius in verba (Words alone are nothing)." - Royal Society Motto

"Clarior e tenabris (It is brighter for the darkness)." - Latin Quote

"The future is a blank page; it is what we make it." - Kalgores

"If you're never happy with what you have, you'll never get what you want." - Kalgores

"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master." - Datalinks

"Shooting a picture is recognizing an event and at the same instant, organising the forms you see to express and give meaning to the event. It is a matter of putting your brain, eye, and heart in the same line of sight." - Henri Cartier Breson

Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Never let a problem become an excuse!" - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Choose your love, love your choice." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Of all the stratagems, to know when to quit is best." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Being faithful to a trust brings its own rewards." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"A helping hand is no further than at the end of your sleeve." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"When you live in the past it costs you the present." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Idleness is the holiday of fools." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Opportunities always look better going than coming." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Love was not put in your heart to stay, love is not love until you give it away." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"The road to success is always under construction." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"The laws sometimes sleep, but never die." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"People with true character show it when nobody else is present." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"It is better to forget and smile, then remember and be sad." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"What we see is mainly what we look for." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"A budget is something we go without to stay within." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"You should not confuse your career with your life." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Confucius say: when person say "love" better make sure word touch wisdom tooth on way out of mouth." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"One should feel freedom of the mind." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"One of lifes mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain 5 pounds." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"Confucius say: If you think we're going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you're are crazy." - Fortune Cookie Wisdom

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Evil buttons? yes you read that right. Follow to your own peril.

There were or are going to be other wierd things down here sooner or later. Really.



For now please content yourself with this...
Feel free to save any of these or take them... thats how i got em.

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